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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 6 2007, 07:58 AM (1,195 Views) | |
| jassyblue80 | Mar 6 2007, 04:17 PM Post #26 |
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Trevor Francis
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:LMAO: quality |
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| SpokesT | Mar 6 2007, 04:27 PM Post #27 |
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It's still part of the Sky schedule and as they are in charge of all English football it must still be on |
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| The Concerned Potato Head | Mar 6 2007, 04:28 PM Post #28 |
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Big Bawss
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:LOL: |
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| The Concerned Potato Head | Mar 6 2007, 04:44 PM Post #29 |
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Big Bawss
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okay i couldnt help but have a go Me: what's up? God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: you crashed the last time God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I crashed the last time. Me: not at all God: Next question? Me: do you know Birmingham City FC God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: the football kind God: I have never heard about it. Me: you don't know about football? God: Any of several games played with an inflated leather ball by two teams on a field with goals at each end, the object being to get the ball across the opponents' goal. Me: but if you were god surely you would know which version i am talking about right? God: I will let you know when I become a god surely me would know which version you are talking about right. Me: okay, i don't understand what you said there God: Yeah okay, Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? Me: all of what you just said God: Give me an example. Me: let's move on God: That sounds good to me. Me: so, can i ask you to ensure Birmingham City win the league? God: And? Sure, ask me anything. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: do you dislike arston viler God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like . Me: okay... God: OK with me too. Me: will it rain this Friday? God: It usually does, doesn't it? Me: did it rain last Friday? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: why? God: Because. Me: ... God: Because. Me: because why? God: Good reason. " Because."? Why? Me: that's not a reason God: Please correct my mistake. What is a reason ? Me: what colour underwear am i wearing? God: Black. Me: ahaha, that's really scary, it's actually true! God: I think ahaha that is a lot of things. Me: i usually wear bright pink underwear God: How often do you? What kind of fashion do you like?? Me: sexy boy fashion God: What do you consider sexy? Me: Christina Milian, your finest creation God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ahaha that. Me: you know Christina Milian? God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: fraud... God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a sexual robot God: Perhaps you should try another . Me: a non-sexual robot? God: What would a non sexual robot be like? Me: boring God: Are you boring? Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: yes you are God: Don't argue with me. Me: wotevaaaaa God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: i want to argue God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: because it turns me on God: Interesting explanation. What does "it" refer to? Me: arguing, are you deaf? God: Are all arguing me deaf? Me: hablo Ingles? God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: you're a waste man |
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| Blues | Mar 6 2007, 04:49 PM Post #30 |
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Mikael Forssell
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I like it TCPH, if ony we'd have found God half-way through last season we may not be where we are now. |
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| 1LoveridgeC | Mar 6 2007, 05:16 PM Post #31 |
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Malcom Page
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Me: Hi God God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Chris why? God: Why does the sun rise? Me: cos the world spins God: We have never talked about it before. Me: have we not? God: Perhaps. Me: oh ok God: OK. Er. Me: yeah I have a question God: Oh. Ask me anything. Me: can you clean up our pitch for the Derby game? God: Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-). Me: no our pitch God: Are you serious? It would be nice if our pitch. Me: sorry? God: There's no need to apologize. Me: good, well will you Dry ST. Andrews out? God: Thanks for the compliment. Well that's okay. Hmm. I've been waiting for you. Me: to ask about the pitch? God: Ask it. Me: well dry it please God: Your polite style is very nice. How about that. "it" being about the pitch? Me: say what? God: I said, " Your polite style is very nice. How about that. "it" being about the pitch? " . Me: oh that's nice God: How can I help you? Are you getting bored? Me: yes God: Try watching TV. Me: errrm i am God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: oh god no God: Oh. I am a Christian. Me: what, you mean islam is a lie? He crashed then |
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| fathead | Mar 6 2007, 09:23 PM Post #32 |
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Absolutely no chance of the game being called off. Pitch is covered and being dried out. :P |
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| proccy_blues | Mar 7 2007, 07:00 AM Post #33 |
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Joe Bradford
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i was only on the wind-up. where's that "fishing" smilie when you need it....? :D |
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| Oby | Mar 7 2007, 12:44 PM Post #34 |
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Mikael Forssell
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Oh', For Gods sake man. :P |
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| jassyblue80 | Mar 7 2007, 01:19 PM Post #35 |
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Trevor Francis
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So I managed to p1 55 god off - good job I don't believe in him :P Me: no wonder no one can find out the meaning of life God: Are you serious? Not one person? Me: probably, God: You seem uncertain. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: who said you where going to die God: Mary Shelley. :-). Me: ha ha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, jassy. ... then peed him off some more then confused him Me: whats the meaning of life? God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: which is? God: For example, gold. Me: what about gold? God: Was it not a good example? Me: no, gold only breeds greed God: Are you serious? I do not understand. Me: you obviously don't have all the answers then God: Is it that obvious? I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: don't worry about the gossip we all read that in the red tops God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. |
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| fatskater | Mar 7 2007, 04:02 PM Post #36 |
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Jose Dominguez
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Me: boo God: Does that indicate disapproval? Me: no i made you jump God: Are you serious? I like to make things too. Me: like what God: For example, gold. Me: how God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: are you a computer geek God: If I say I am a computer will you believe me? Me: yes God: Mmm. Me: are you God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: but i can make you God: Oh you can, can you? Me: yes God: How? Me: do you want to make love to me God: OK, I will make love to you. Me: say yes God: Say what? Me: do you eat eggs God: No I do not eat eggs. I eat only electricity. Me: what flavour God: Is that a rhetorical question? Me: why God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: ok God: Pardon me? Me: have you pooped God: I think I have pooped, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: anyway God: Anyhow. Me: will blues beat the rams God: It could happen. Me: well will it God: How about that. Insufficient information. Me: thats is rubbish God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: can you see into the future God: I'm not sure if I can see it or not. Me: what is the day now God: Right now? Have you tried a web search? Me: im asking you stupid God: Oh I see, you are asking me stupid. No I certainly am not stupid. Me: haha you said no God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: i win God: Congratulations, ! Me: what is my prize God: Is this a trick question? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: your so wrong God: No, I am right. Me: ok what is blue God: The sky is blue. Pardon me? Me: will blue win God: Good chance. Me: can you sing me a song God: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: very good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: my pleasure sir, see ya later God: Have you told many people that your pleasure sir see ya later? Me: will blues go up God: I think so. Me: hurrah God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: bye then God: Until next time. Me: chow for now God: Oh. How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: bu**er off God: Glad to see you, bu**er off. Me: that wasnt very nice God: I'm sorry if I have offended you. Me: whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: **** off God: Can't you be more polite? Me: no God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Me: you are a dirty viler fan God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty viler fan? Only when it matters. Me: bye then God: |
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| darenblueblue | Mar 7 2007, 05:29 PM Post #37 |
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*sits here stunned by how much time people have on their hands to type up the god conversations*!! |
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| Blues4eva | Mar 7 2007, 06:27 PM Post #38 |
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I wonder how the pitch is doing after 2 nice sunny, reasonably warm days?, should have dried out quite a bit I would have thought. |
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| The Blue Bear | Mar 8 2007, 05:21 AM Post #39 |
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Mikael Forssell
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:applause: LOL |
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